This is a very simple article. This will be on the subject of clothing that you can and will see on the road and in clubs that you should not. This really doesn’t need much introduction so let’s get to it.
Please do not wear your pajamas in public. There is nothing wrong with being comfortable in the bedroom but these pieces of clothing should stay there. Some women and men have taken this to the extreme and think that this is an acceptable style for the night life. What message are you sending? “I don’t like to get out of bed so feel free to get into mine”? Some people will go to malls wearing night gowns and bath robes. That’s only acceptable if you are a very elderly person who has trouble dressing themselves. The first time you see a bath robe in a nightclub you should find a new club. One with a dress code.
Image not mine; lifted from google images.
Jeggings need to go. Jeggings never should have been. They are an awful invention that will be looked upon with the same disdain and sneers that accompany memories of parachute pants.
Speaking of parachute pants, harem pants don’t look good. If you have legs that are worth showing off you should be doing it. Harem pants make a woman shapeless and amorphous from the waist down. You may as well buy 7 different hooded bath robes, one for each day of the week, and give up on being sexy.
Neon colors died with the 90s but the new obsession with zombies seems to have come with some dead fashions as well. If you are wearing neon clothing to anything but an early 90s themed costume party then you need to stop what you are doing and go get a little black dress. Stop trying to be the material girl. Even the material girl doesn’t want to be a material girl anymore. If you are seriously wearing early 90s fashion then you need to
Kanye glasses are similar to neon. They are based on a 1980s fashion that never should have come back. They really only look good on Kanye West. He looks better with them on than without and scientists have been trying to solve this riddle for years. Are you Kanye West? No? Throw them away.